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Lai Chi Kok Park, Mei Foo kok run with the N²TH³ #2298 Hare - Hopeless Hashers - Hopeless, Any Fanny'll Do, Australia Kiss, Brittany Bitch, Castrato, Clean My Bush, Cute Boar Butt, comes up the rear, Deep Hole Lover, Duty Free, Gobi Lo, Hand Solo, Hands Off The Rear, Indyanus, Just Mike, Mamee's Boy, Not Hard Enough, Octopussy, Pipe Rider, Prefers It Wet, Rent A Cougar, Short Haul Booty Call, Siyan, Juliet, Chihuawa, Cutie, Geriatric, Liberace, Mango Groove, Prince of Darkness, Radio One, Slippers Write-up - Deep Hole Lover Pack gathered at 7pm. Hopeless explained his trail was split into - Short, Medium, Long of 4.5, 5.5, 6.5km. And off we went. I walked at the back together with Geriatric (who had a cane in hand). I said to him I still had the Gwulo page he gave me, and asked how far he was going, which he replied "just on the main road", and so I ran ahead. After an early CB, we left Lai King Hill Road (麗景山路) into an old, steep staircase. Mid-stairs, I saw a N²TH³ gentlemen about to pull his co*k out for a piss (he later explained he was 'adjusting his shorts'). I reminded him a lady behind us taking lots of photos was soon to arrive. I later learnt that lady was Chihuahua of N²TH³. We arrived at an open check in a shiggy. Clean My Bush went searching hard (uphill, in a bush), while his dear friend Just Mike stood still and called for a "Headlamp disco" 😂. A trail call led us away, and we arrived at an old bridge on Castle Peak Road. The bridge led us into an old village (Tai Ching Cheung, 大蒸場) whose staircase had lots of tree vines. Afterwards we arrived at Cheung Hang Road (長坑路) and continued the climb. Going up, we arrived at the "Long, Medium, Short split" Hopeless mentioned at briefing. I chose Medium, and at this point, Prefers It Wet arrived after a late start. Together we went up the village's concrete paths, eventually arrived at Wah King Hill Road (華景山路). Trail went downhill, and after a few hundred meters, we arrived at another open check, which took us back into Cheung Hang Village (長坑村). After another set of concrete paths of 5-10min running, we eventually arrived at a gentle slope carved off the hill near Castle Peak Road. Down the slope, we arrived the entrance of Chung Shan Terrace (鍾山台). Through the Terrace, we went back down to ground level, and I saw again the N²TH³ gentlemen who "adjusted his shorts" earlier and he was still doing it now! Together we then went around the swimming pool, and eventually back to A at the park. Thanks Hopeless for the trail. Tonight I went through many new places that I've never been to! *** 🥾Down-Down Write-Up — Combined LSW x N2TH3 Hash There I was, mid-dinner-plan negotiation with fellow LSW hashers, when Indy ambushed me with the reminder that I had promised a DD write-up. Which, fine, I had. What I had NOT promised was to write one for a combined hash featuring an entire battalion of strangers. Masterfully executed, Indy. 🤪 N2TH3 GM Liberace unearthed a crisp HKD 100 from a pile of scattered hell bank notes. 💵 Within half a second, Hopeless had already claimed it. It belonged to Any Fanny Will Do. Liberace‘s verdict was swift and damning: criminal behavior. Hopeless just shrugged. Not content with one scandal, Liberace — the same man who declared, with a straight face, that LSW hashers are triple the N2TH3 size 😅 — filed a formal complaint that Indy stored ice in nylon bags rather than the proper polystyrene containers a sophisticated N2TH3 operation demands. The floor was “flooded”. 😅 Cutie was asked by Indy to spell out his hash name. He leaned toward her ear and whispered, with apparent tenderness: "I take it up the bum."(huhhhh??) Nobody asked for clarification. Seriously though — what was that about? Slippers, a veteran hasher, made his first LSW run debut. The crowd issued a collective boooo. Geriatric was asked to step up to the circle — visibly reluctant, given the hour — a true LSW legend. Began hashing with LSW in 1984 (yep 6 years before Hopeless !) with 140 LSW runs to his name - eventually converted to N2TH3 in "the dark side" as we LSW people called it. Mango Groove 🥭 was offended. So here it was: at the run briefing, Hopeless issued one clear directive: do not follow Liberace. Ten minutes in, everyone followed Liberace. He went the wrong way. He was absolutely delighted. Octopussy delivered the killing blow: half the pack didn't even know who Liberace was. Thank you Octo for putting things in perspective. In confession, Liberace admitted he had tailed Cute Boar Butt, a very attractive young lady were his exact words, and declared it his most pleasing LSW hash experience to date. And what did the crowd think of the trail set by Hare Hopeless ? .. Awesome ! .. Most Awesome!! 😆😆😆 (Indy’s signature laugh~~~) N2TH3 was then asked about the origins of the KOK run? It was revealed this trail was part of their prestigious KOK Run Series: a sacred mission to hash every Hong Kong location with "kok" in the name. Indy asked how many koks Hong Kong has. Liberace asked who the youngest kok in the room was? Just Ying Michael — a new, young, fresh kok — was called up for a down-down. Indy gave him a motherly hug. Liberace proposed a hash name that nobody could decipher. Ginger Kok...?? We're letting that one go. His official naming will be handled by his mother hash, under proper supervision, far from Liberace. Indy's regular Russian vodka supply line — courtesy of Duty Free, LSW's most enigmatic member — was in for the next DD .. She had sourced emergency reinforcements from Canada, Prince Russia Vodka, to present to Duty Free!…. regrettably flavoured with American tariff energy. Meanwhile, OZ Kiss contentedly demolished Hand Solo's far superior reserves. 🍷 When Indy floated a HKD 10-per-glass pricing model, OZ Kiss — who knew the retail price is HKD 50 per bottle — immediately ran the numbers and grew concerned about her tab. This concern did not slow her down in any meaningful way! Mango Groove worked the crowd all evening, chatting up and feeling pumped but managed to keep his success rate: zero, yet he remains optimistic. 😉 Most LSW women quietly vanished with Goby Lo at some point in the evening. The ones who stayed until 10pm are hereby certified true kok loyalists. ❤️😍 Liberace suggested LSW's demographic is so young (mostly referring to Mammy’s Boy 👦) that recruitment may be happening in kindergartens. 👦 The night would not be complete without LSW well-deserved statistics - The legendary hare - Hopeless… it was his 195 hare celebration for LSW alone.. and top scoring 1263 runs with LSW.. watch out for his 200 hare celebration!! 🎉 So, last but not least, thanks 🙏 Hopeless for organising and setting the joint Kok Run hash with the fun N2TH3 mob !! And to lead the LSW song - hare Hopeless! On On — Australian Kiss 💋
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