Tai Hang Tung Recreation Ground, Prince Edward

Birthday run

Hare - Luvs69

Hashers - Deep Hole Lover, Short Haul Booty Call, Comes Up the Rear, Prefers It Wet, Kim KardaXXXian, Sticky Sex Toy, Octopussy, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Back to the Future, Ass Control Tower, Just Jin, Johana, Backdoor Porky, Castrato, Screwtop, Hands Off The Rear, Hopeless, Luvs 69, Just Mike, Ivana Nucock, Freebie, Any Fanny'll Do, Toilet Boy, Just Skye, Wai Chee Kok

Write-up - Hopeless

This week’s (injured) hare picked a slightly further away start point in Prince Edward at Boundary Street Sports Ground which meant the convoy of soda water cartons had a longer journey before being corralled by the changing rooms. Birthday girl Luvs69 promised a fun trail and “no shiggy” and off we went…. Towards shiggy…..

Well, to be fair, not really shiggy but some “off road” trail which no doubt upset #shoegate – whoever inquired as to what type of shoes to wear for the hash. Later on, maybe hares can suggest what type of socks, underwear, deodorant, nail polish, etc we should be wearing at the hash?

So up and around Sham Shui Po Service Reservoir and new fencing and some interesting metal (slippery) steps before emerging out the other side and heading along Berwick Street, “Just Jin” racing to catch up with the front runners. Up the long steps to Instagram site Garden Hill where several of the pack stopped for the inevitable bunch of Selfie picture taking.

W/R split, and to Tai Po Road, with Castrato and Ivana Nucock standing on the footbridge at the 6-way Open Check… hearing nothing from the FRBs…… and then a loop around Leung Cheung Road, and markings meant for Kim KardaXXXian near the University grounds (?). [Congratulations to KK for achieving an item on his Bucket List and launching a coup to take over as GM of the Full Moon Hash!].

On to the finish and cold drinks and a birthday cake emblazoned with a random mix of Skittles and M&Ms……

Well-marked trail, good length, and variety for the current humid weather in Honkers, thanks to Luvs69.

Down Downs led by Indy
Faithfully scribed by Ass Control Tower! Thanks 🙏

The hare - Luvs69… birthday 🥳🎉🥳🎉girl with cake decorations esp brought from Canada! 😂
The crowd calls out - ‘Excellent run’ ‘ Too much elevation,’ ‘not enough alley ways’
Just Jin - ‘awesome, got screwed by small markings, but saved by Sticky Sex Toy’..
Any Fanny’ll Do - ‘loved it’ 👌
Returnees : Pole dancer / Castrato - Welcome Back....
PD - enjoyed it.. but forgot the brief split… ? 😂
Castrato - ‘thoroughly fun’
Screwtop : only tall people could go over the fence… 🙁

Luvs69 on in to compare leg sizes with Screwtop.. 😎

Kim K: ‘trail is great because he set it 4 years ago in reverse’,
Luvs69 - said he’s liar though ?? 😂
DHL - checking stats to get them right… not 4 years ago for Kim KXxx but 3!???

Wai Chee - attending 3 weeks in a row, 👏👏👏thought flat running so wore running shoes
Sticky ST : perfect run, love the big arrows

Luv 69 stats - 42 LSW runs, set 5.. slow starter but excellent finisher 🍾

Kim K: and what did you do for your wife’s birthday? It has gone on for 5 days, lost count of the events they did, went for buffet lunch at the Marriott Hotel 🍾🍾🎉🎉🥳🎉

Luvs 69 - on morning of b/day at 6am did trail running up to and over the twins with Not Hard Enough, 🥳🎉🥳
AFWD - took kids out of the country on wife’s birthday
Octo still waiting for what CUTR will do on her birthday 😂

DD from the floor
Kim K > Pole Dancer : slow going up and fast going down
Octo > Pole Dancer : wore long socks but needs Gen Z socks now 🤔
Screwtop > Kim K and PD.. ran back to A fast to fight for beers 🍺🍺🍺

Indy > Toilet Boy : trolling others about what shoes to wear on the run… new shoes
Toilet Boy - asked Ivana Nukok and Prefers It Wet also what shoes to wear

Indy > Mike : how’s his phone ☎️ after last week’s wet run? Cost $1700 to repair
Indy - Never had phone destroyed on runs Mike > Indy.. yours was not a phone in those dats but a 📟 pager ! 😂😂😂

Freebie - the keeper of the lost torches 🔦 but she said she lost hers 2 weeks before.. But then found it in her backpack 👌
Comes Up The Rear > SST, Hands Off The Rear and Kim KXxx depressed, as first day back to school 🏫

Luvs69 - thanks for fab birthday 🥂🎈 🎁 run…
And to sing the LSW song 🎵 the hare - Luvs69