Mo Tat Wan, Lamma

Handover holiday run

Hare - Gobi Lo

Hashers - Mamee's Boy, Just Angel, Tom Turk, Blind Wanker, Brittany Bitch, Deep Hole Lover, Lost Sole, Just Charmaine, Calamity Cane, Gobi Lo, Sticky Sex Toy, Just Fiona, Girlie, Indyanus, Just Isaac, Back to the Future, Just Jasmine, Jason Cheung Sha Wan, Ass Control Tower, Not Hard Enough, Just Jin, One Fast Pussy, Jonathon 2.0, Backdoor Porky, Burning Rectal Fire, Hands Off The Rear, Hopeless, Burning Lust, Luvs 69, Just Mike, Skurumi, Clean My Bush, Pace Maker, Freewheel, Freebie, Private Dancer, Pipe Rider, Banana Buttf*ck, In d'Rear, Toilet Boy, Macau Drunk, Selina, Siyan, Rooted, The Great Whore of China, Just Thea, Head & Shoulders, Cute Boar Butt

Write-up - Siyan

It was nice to see everyone out in the daylight, even if we were all melting in the blistering heat. Our adventure began as we boarded the ferry to Mo Tat Wan. En route, we cruised past Magazine Island, where Deep Hole Lover showed us some cool photos of the interior.

During the briefing, the Hare announced that on top of the usual Wimps and Rambos split, we also had "SR" (Super Rambo) and "SSR" (Super Super Rambo) options to look forward to. The pack was buzzing with excitement, or maybe that was just heat stroke setting in.

The trail kicked off with a gentle ascent leading into a quiet village. Our uninvited running group shattered the peaceful afternoon. Shouts of Trail and On On drew the eyes of the bemused locals. A dog barked furiously at us from a second-story balcony, and Britney Bitch’s chill afternoon was interrupted. Intrigued by the chaos, he asked which hash we were and decided to join us on the spot — spirit of hash spontaneity!

After a quick checkback, we hit an endless wall of stairs. But the breathtaking views made it impossible to complain. Soon enough, I arrived at the first Rambo. This wasn’t some tiny tunnel, we could actually stand up comfortably inside. After initially circling back to the entry with Ass Control Tower, we successfully navigated our way out on the second attempt. My memories of that first tunnel? A massive, motionless cricket on the wall.

Crossing through the shiggy, a massive crag appeared. Time to scramble! Spotting anchors drilled into the rock face, it became clear the Hare must have discovered this trail while coming here for rock climbing 😁

Reaching the peak, we were treated to a fantastic panorama of HK Island. Next up was SR alongside Freebie and Just Mike. This one was significantly tighter than the first. It was cool inside, prompting Just Mike to joke that it would make a nice office. Well, I’m not sure if I want to work in an office with centipedes and cockroaches running around. The exit wasn't obvious, and I managed to pick the wrong route again. After thoroughly exploring every dead end, I had to trek back to the first split I’d missed at the very beginning 😮‍💨 As the passage grew narrower, I witnessed Freebie crawl out of the cave using all sorts of strange postures given the conditions on her knee and elbow injuries. What a strong woman! Emerging into the light with hands caked in dirt, I spotted Jonathon in his gloves. Talk about being well-prepared!

At the final SSR split, our iron woman Freebie declared, "Gobi said don’t do SSR if you don’t enjoy SR, but I enjoyed SR, so I’m doing it!" She took the lead as the front crawler. Unlike the spacious first tunnel, this third one required us to lie completely flat and army-crawl. As the pack watched and cheered Freebie clawing her way out, Just Mike put on music, transforming the cave into the LSW Tunnel Disco Party.

The trail finally headed downhill, taking me past Sok Kwu Wan and back to The Bay restaurant. It was a wonderful trail filled with fantastic views, fun crawling experiences, and great food — a public holiday absolutely well spent. Huge thanks to Gobi for setting up the trail and sorting the logistics. She has set an incredibly high standard, no wonder Calamity wants her haring every single week!

DOWN DOWN’s by Indy
Faithfully scribed by Ass Control Tower 🙏

Welcome to the July 1st Handover Day Run

The hare - Gobi Lo - amazing logistics and organization to set the run / hash by herself at Mo Tat Wan

Gobi Lo - outsourcing the BBQ food / salads etc and bringing them over from Aberdeen on the ferry all by herself to MTW

GL - a record crowd of 48.. had anticipated 20 hashers… had to keep increasing food / drinks amounts

Handover hash - to the British no longer being ‘in the game’... Tom Turk / Banana BF / One Fast Pussy / Thea / Burning Lust / Rooted / Hopeless / Backdoor Porky / Head & Shoulders

HK handed over to the Chinese - all the many Chinese in for a DD..

And the run?
Backdoor porky - really enjoyed it!
Burning lust - great trails!! Thought he knew which way the trail would go, but was wrong…
Luv 69 - purrfect trails.. luvs the dark moist passage ways, very wet

Gobi → to all hashers who did all 3 tunnels.. Deep Hole Lover / Siyan / Blind W@nker / Lost Sole / In d’Rear / Private Dancer / Skurumi / Isaac / Mike Ching / Clean My Bush / Rectal Burning Fire / Not Hard Enough / Freebie / Pipe Rider / Girlie..

Toilet boy - didn’t go into the tunnel, assisting someone as usual..
Non Runner Banana BF - knee operation, hash sit, the best views over the beach
Thea - not acknowledging dad’s name

Macau Drunk - wife Barbie set a hash ending at Mow Tat Wan with Boilers in 1999
MD not sure he attended???

Bobbledick / Fourus - set a run at Mo Tat Wan in 2003..
Tom Turk to take the DD

Indy set the Anzac Day hash 2007 with Strap On Sally ending at MTW.
- knew Mt Stenhouse from the 4 peaks races -

4 Peaks past runners - Macau Drunk / Tom Turk / One Fast Pussy / Burning Lust / Indy

All Gen Z’s - know nothing about the history of the 4 Peaks races..

LSW Virgins - Angel / Banana BF / Blind W@nker / Brittany Bitch / Charmaine / Girlie / Isaac / Pace Maker / Private Dancer / Selina / Skurumi / Thea / The Great Whore of China

- Very good run, mix of run / shiggy and tunnel
- Someone yelled ‘didn’t like the run because not enough sex????
- Thea- it was so so hot!!

Rooted → Sticky Sex Toy / One Fast Pussy / Luvs 69… found tunnel too narrow as 4 hashers were having a party in tunnel!!!
→ Freebie - had to crawl differently, through the tunnel.. like a different sex position
→ GL - well done on check back for Blind W@nker
→ Burning Lust - losing half of his shoe

Indy - took ‘Almond’ chocolates from biz class for GL.. very melted by now

GL → Calamity Cane - asked GL to set the run every week

→ Burning Rectal Fire - cooking the BBQ

→ Deep Hole Lover - perhaps a name change to Nice Hole Lover, he loved the moist tunnels??

DHL → Freebie - fell a few weeks ago still going running

→ GL.. trail not hard enough as many markings in the tunnels

Indy → DHL - not original on the check/sling back weeks as she set a long ‘sling back’ on Mt Stenhouse

Indy → Not Hard Enough.. had wondered to Luvs69 whose bare-ish @rse that was

The hare.. Gobi Lo.. thanks hugely for organising the most successful Handover Day Run..

And to sing the song…. The hare!!