Kwai Fong

Central Kwai Chung Park

Hares - Screwtop, Lubricated Mud

Hashers - Alexander, Dame Invader, Duty Free, Minja Turtle, Dogshit, Lost In Space, Sticky Sex Toy, Octopussy, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Thermal Dick, Lubricated Mud, Screwtop, Hopeless, Freebee, Wai Chee Kok, Cute Boar Butt

Write-up - Dogshit

I arrived quite early at MRT probably about 6:35pm and Indy saw me and joined me to walk to A as she advised she was already lost when she came out of the MTR

Lost in Space was already at "A" with one of the hares Lubricated Mud though when he asked her where A was she wasn't sure and was hoping ST would show up soon (ST went to remark trail from MTR).

Indy started asking LM a few questions - is the run more difficult then my past one, is it higher does it have more shiggy??? LM looked a bit confused and said I don't know...

Then a few min later Screwtop arrives and Indy asks similar questions is the run more difficult then my past one does it go higher does it have more shiggy...

To which ST advises - no way Indy just go to the road and back you cant do that shiggy you can barely see or hear or walk... (or something like that ... probably nicer knowing ST but that is my interpretation)

Indy heads off and then many other hashers arrive including Thermal Dick whose back in town

Minja Turtle arrives as does Cute Boar Butt and they both heading to Taiwan the next morning and start discussing their flight times... its 9am no its 11am. I'm thinking WTF are they even traveling together... after a few min of both checking their phones they advise flight is either 945 according to CBB phone or 955 according to MT phone.

Quite a few more hashers arrived including Just Alex, Duty Free, Freebee, Hopeless and Octopussy.

Then run briefing wimps is 5km and Rambo is 6-9 km

So then runners head out of the park with MT and TD leading the way and I hear MT advising TD that he walked here and knows the first check... so at the first check they go left and I follow yep it is the correct way but those two are quite far in front.

Trail takes us over the road and another check. I see Thermal quite far up the road and he is flashing his torch at me nearly morse code for On On...

Here I find out later that is where Indy was actually hiding behind a garbage can and watched the runners.... Seems like she stayed there for 15min as advised she waited til Pole Dancer went by and he was 15min late for the run.

Then the trail took a left off the road and up quite a long steep shiggy trail which I don't think Indy would have been able to manage as was a proper climb.

After quite a climb there was a Wimps Rambo split so I opt for Rambo - at some point Dame Invader, Pole Dancer pass me but I catch the front runners at the Rambo check (the only open check). DI is waiting at the check as he wants to win the hash / then check is solved and it is a massive downhill steps with many iron spikes so needed to a bit careful.

I catch Hopeless on the down hill then Wai Chee Cock passes me once we get to the bottom and back on the road.

I arrive at A and don't see DI - found out later he was racing Pole Dancer to be first in and took a wrong turn ended up into a shopping mall and then got lost... so he gets DFL and stupid award.

A few others also turned up including Sticky Sex Toy (whom later left her phone luckily DI came to the rescue but then he left it at 7-11 / whoops).

We waited for a while as still LIS, Duty Free and Freebie hadnt returned but they came in as we were started to get read to head to the Bash.

Well done hares well marked and fun trail - I clocked 6km with nearly 460 mtr elevation and 1 hour 9 min...

Down Downs by Indy

The Hares - Screwtop / Lubricated Mud ... what a great run / walk / climb .... !! Very challenging ... and the downhill? ...'loved those spikes'..??

Lubricated Mud - Did you enjoy being co-hare ? 'Yes very much'... 'Learnt lots from ST with my 'L plates' on!!

LM - 'so why didn't your husband come along?' ... laughter erupts ... 'not come back to hash since MT's shiggy climb.'...

LM / Lost In Space - at start of run when LM was asked by LIS if this was A .. she replied ..'I don't know??? ??..'

Minja Turtle ' - 'spoiler alert '... as I was going up out of the park ... told me to turn left at the check ..thanks!

Indy to self - having been caught going wrong way up steps on long check after the overpass .. then 'hid' to see who else got caught! ?? The things one does .....

Thermal / Minja Turtle ??- both FRB's at that check with TD power walking and MT running!! MT gets it wrong and goes left like Moi heading up to steps ... TD goes straight up road ...

TD / Dogsh*t - TD used his headlight to let DS's group know the true trail up the road ...

Minja to yours truly- 'thanks Indy ! I did you a good turn re the first check ... and u deliberately let me go the wrong way!'!!! ...

Pole Dancer - came through 10 mins later on his own ... but still stopped to put an arrow on the road ... was that for Dane Invader ?

DI - had started run with PD but shortcut by going across the 'busy freeway' with concrete boulders in the middle!!! Bad boy!!

Screwtop - deliberately put trail on road to keep hashers 'safe'!

Sticky Sex Toy (in absentia!) another late arrival .. but followed true trail along / up road - not across freeway.. !! Good girl !!

TD - got lost on mountainous shiggy trail and went up up and over .. rather than round on trail ....

Pole Dancer - despite late start was first runner back ! Great catch up!

Screwtop - back at A, was getting anxious about late runners coming in ... in particular Lost In Space / Freebie / Duty Free ..

Freebie - came into A with Duty Free in tow .. but left LIS to come in on his own ...

Returnees - welcome back Alex / LIS / Wai Chee / DI!!

Cute Boar Butt / Minja - off on hiking trip the next day ... with other femmes!! Have fun!!

DS / DI - welcome back from their Shanghai H3 reunion in Ireland!! Such shennanigans!!

DS to PD - when changing PD pulling on pants with DS in close proximity! A Chinese man was def giving them strange looks!

ST / LM - thanks for a great trail and bash where we had our own private room and delish food!

And Thermal's favourite hash song was sung by the hares!! ...

7.03km