LSW 2459 Wednesday 18th October

 

Prince Edward / Kowloon Tong

Boundary Street Sports Centre

Hare - Kim KardaXXXian

Hashers - Minja Turtle, Kim KardaXXXian, Sticky Sex Toy, Octopussy, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Castrato, Screwtop, Hopeless, Meredith, Freebee, Cute Boar Butt Write-up - Screwtop

After reading the LSW Facebook page write-up by Octopussy and the What's App post by Cute Bore Butt, I thought I can't do better than those write-ups. Therefore I decided why bother to do something twice...... apart from what this week's hare did, setting the run twice. So my write-up is pure plagiarism (by Screwtop).

By Octopussy: Who sets a run twice, dressed like he's just finished shooting the latest episode of Suits while riding a bike in the rain and still looking as cool as a cucumber that would be Kim KardaXXXian. Though runners had low expectations of the run as 'what kind of run can somebody set when they are worried about ruining their expensive leather shoes'! They were pleasantly surprised by all the markings that were still remaining and that the run went through many interesting locations including fun urban backstreets, glistening sports grounds, shiggy hills which needed ropes to go up and Instagram favourite views. It was a great trail and the bash was also a Virgin place with delicious Vietnamese food with a name that cannot be said in front of young children 'Pho Kieu'. After party continued in the dark side of town, Prince Edward, at the cool hangout 'Bound' with alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks including one called the 'Lamma Ferry'. Well done and thanks to the hare for a magnificent effort in the difficult conditions creating a great run and a fun time for all.

Write-up by Cute Boar Butt Thank you hare for a fabulous run, the shiggy was super fun and definitely loved the rope climbing up. Dogs and rocks (and druggies) were to be mindful of but without the variety of scares, it wouldn't be as awesome, although, next time the TikTok witch should be invited to make a guest appearance. Great effort in setting the trail and having to remark it in your smart casual due to the rain, I'm sure you'd be pleased to know you must have been the most handsome dude on a bike at one point in Mong Kok (coz we all know no one bikes in Mong Kok). Thank you for the great introduction of your favourite places in your hood, the bash was great and the OnOn was so much fun. We'll go back again for the free drinks we all hold stakes in.

Down Down's by Indy

The hare - Kim KardaXXXian... 'What a fab run'.. 'great fun / enjoyable especially given the wet wet wet conditions!!'... And no scary dogs after all!!

KKxxx - Going out on his bike in 'smart uni teaching clothes' and leather shoes ?? to reset the trail...

KKxxx - And going on his bike ??to remark the trail... And the shiggy .. A great effort!!

Minja Turtle - asking on WhatsApp 'did you set the run ????? in wet weather flour? ??

KKxxx - 'actually the 'wet weather glutinous flour held - it was the checks / check backs in BLUE chalk that was the worry!??? ' Que?

MT - 'Excellent run - under the conditions'...

Screwtop - impressed that the run was so good... taking into account the rain rain and rain in setting the run...

Cute Boar Butt - Loved it! The shiggy was great fun - and the rope climbing was awesome!!

CBB - And wow!! it went past her old school ??!! A 'blast from the past'...??

Castrato - first arrival at A... 6.20 ? Could listen to KKxxx to 'decipher' his marking directions (in the rain??) re his blue chalk??? before he zoomed off on his bike !!

Sticky Sex Toy - arrived a few minutes late and did the run on her own ..

KKXxx - SST had asked earlier if parking available to drive to the run... he had replied .. 'bicycle parking' ?? so public transport for her...

Meredith (in bash absentia) - was KKXxx's co-hare last time .. this time 'happily' did the rainy run .. then left before bash for a very long shower...????

KKXxx - first LSW hash... 13 July 2019 Hared - 2 runs No of runs - 20 ..with 11 this year! Wow! Attendance - 8%???? definitely room to improve on that!! Run / hare ratio - 1:10...very good ??

Those at KK's last hared run - (his first!) .. Minja / SST / Screwtop / Pole Dancer / Octo / Freebee / Hopeless (in bash absentia)

KKXxx - thanks for a fun ??, impressive and well marked run .. !!! And an excellent virgin basheteria...

And the song ?? was 'enthusiastically' sung .. by the hare !!

And then it was On On and On to KKXxx's fave beverage spot .. just over the road...for a few hardy souls... !!... just like the good old days! ??????

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