LOHAS Park to Hang Hau

Hare - Hopeless

Hashers - Comes Up the Rear, Calamity Cnut, Lost In Translation, Gobi Lo, Winky Twinkie, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Screwtop, Hopeless, Pipe Rider

Write-up - Screwtop

In the fashion of repetition, here is my 12 days of hashing Christmas write up:

On the first day of Christmas, Hopeless gave us one personalised car registration - Mark Hope.

On the second day of Christmas, it wasn't too much of a surprise that we were given 2 bridges with 1 being a virgin Cross Bay link from Lohas park to Tseung Kwan O. So new that google maps don't even show it yet……and after CUTR and Pipe rider bumping into each other trying to find a 'natural toilet.'

On the third day of Christmas, Indyanus brings up 3 sexual innuendos - leg over (struggling to do so on the barrier), got a pounding (her eye), smashed (ummm, not sure), giving a smile to Pole dancer.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lost in translation was joined by Pipe Rider, Gobi Lo and Winky Twinkie with photos of 4 very warm people on way to the hash.

On the firth day of Christmas, we managed 5 at the bucket at any one time maximum, with people leaving fast (LIT), coming in very late (Indyanus and Winky Twinkie) or one a no show at B (Calamity Cuttlefish).

On the sixth day of Christmas, Gobi Lo gave us 6 at the bucket when she arrived in late complaining she should have been first as checks not marked - we had told her to stop texting her mum and set off with us! Perhaps next time, she will run with us and not after we solved the first 2 checks.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Hopeless gave us 7 Christmas 'give always' including a very spicy (and warming thankfully) beef jerky.

On the eighth day of Christmas, this wet but not rainy hash gave us 8 runners including CUTR who has been catapulting food to Octopussy who is recovering from Covid, so he makes sure he doesn't catch it.

On the ninth day of Christmas, gave us 9 people in total, we think Thermal never made it in the end.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Hopeless had done 10 hashes. Not sure if recce for LSW on Monday bumping into Kowloon Hash should count as a run!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, LIT was looking forward with dread to her holiday to the north pole with -11 degrees forecast... oh no, I mean Scotland.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the weather gave us 12 degrees to run in.

Has to be mentioned there were zero down downs and no song again. Oops. Hopefully this will change next week at the Pre-Christmas hash number 2414.

5.42km