Fortress Hill Playground

Hares - Barely Legal, Minja Turtle, Hopeless

Hashers - Comes Up the Rear, Octopussy, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Foot Fetish, Junko, Luisa, Ivana Nucock, Freewheel, Freebee, Pipe Rider, Macau Drunk, Sharleen

Write-up - Macau Drunk

An excellent run - and that was just getting to the Fortress Hill Playground up that flight of steps. I was the last one to set off (apart from Indyanus who was going to do her Wimps special) just as Hopeless arrived back with an encouraging "fuc*in' hell".

Down the ramp from the playground onto Fortress Hill Road. To the end of Tin Hau Temple Road just past the Pacific Pallisades and left through the fence. If you were paying attention the trail was marked immediately off to the right into the shiggy. If you weren't then you went down miles of steps to emerge at Healthy Village only to have to go back up to the top again.

The shiggy contoured around Braemar Hill with some rock climbing, ropes, avalanche netting paths before heading up a river bed to come out on the running path (probably Sir Cecil's but don't quote me on that). That took us back westwards to come out at the end of Braemar Hill Road. Past Choi Woo Park then on the descent down towards Fortress Hill. Very good run and I don't think I have done that rock climbing shiggy trail before...

A few beers to 'cool off' - yeah that worked with the heat index still above 40° before most to the group headed off to the Indian in the cooked food market.

Down downs by Indy

The hares - Barely Legal / Minja Turtle... fab trail enjoyed by all.. complete with 'fun shiggy uphill' and ropes !!

Hopeless - logistical advisor to hares AND his 1100 run... after delay from previous week!!

BL - out setting run Tuesday night from 9pm to midnight, after the Ladies hash and cooking dinner for the Minja... with Minja's assistance !!

Minja Turtle - new job !! Congrats !! so run had to be set late at night !

Pole Dancer / Hopeless - how is the job hunting going ??

Hopeless - welcome back after one week's absence due to extended hospital visit with 41 stitches !!

Hopeless - 'walking the chalk' despite injury...

Minja turtle - started hashing LSW 29 May 2019... 35 runs .. hared 3 times!!

Barely Legal - started hashing LSW 13 November 2019.. 12 runs... hared 2 times !! Fab run-to-hare ratio... esp with attendance rating of 8%... see you more often at LSW!!

Hopeless - the 1100 run!! Top LSW run count... closest contenders Macau Drunk 944, Bobbledick 941 runs

Hopeless - in earlier days competition was fierce to get to 900 LSW runs.. Bobbledick got there first.. and designed LSW shirt for it!! so Hopeless shipped him to UK when Covid 19 began and not back in HK since then!!

Hopeless - designed many shirts to celebrate his run numbers.. 600 / 700 / 800 / 900 / 1000... mostly orange coloured... !!

This week's coming run... after the run, wear a Hopeless run number shirt.. if u have one !.. otherwise an LSW shirt designed by Hopeless!!... or the Bobbledick 900 shirt if you have that... with Hopeless and Macau Drunk 'racing' on the back!!

Freebee - thanks for writing a great run report last week!!

Minja Turtle typhoon shirt wearers !!

Down downs by Octo -

Luisa - for refusing to yodel though she's from Switzerland

Junko - for losing her bottle of 8 years at the pole section

Pipe Rider - for really riding the pole in every way

Hopeless - for the ultra long green ribbon that should biodegrade but we still saw on trail today!

Hopeless - for making celebratory T-Shirts that I can't wear because they are orange colour and don't suit my complexion, too tight, have umbrellas placed exactly where the breasts are, a bright yellow colour during the sensitive political time with 'Hopeless' emblazoned across it.

Foot Fetish - for modelling that she looks good in Hopeless orange T-Shirts

Barely Legal / Minja Turtle.. and Hopeless - thanks for a fab hash and fab Indian food bash !!

And the song was sung by the hares !!

4.93km