Kennedy Town

The coasteering run

Hares - Horny Butt Stabber, Foot Fetish, Wai Chee Kok

Hashers - Swiss Chris, CUTR, Gobi Lo, Gary Glitter, Snatch Catcher, Octopussy, Winky Twinkie, Pole Dancer, Blow My Tits, Indyanus, Back to the Future, Karen, Screwtop, Louisa, Hopeless, Free Wheel, Gang Banger, Pipe Rider

Write-up - Winky Twinkie

The emoji write-up

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So the texts started coming in thick and thin for the "Halloween hash" bill as Historic, Spooky, shiggy, deadly and slippery. Then the confusing part "levels"

Level 1, level 2, level 3 level 2+3 ?!?!?!? What even happened to Wimps and Rambo's ?

Anyway off to the start we go with my mind set on just doing L1 as it all seemed too complicated. Off we went after the "level" briefing with WCK saying "it's quite dangerous"

Along the road we went and an arrow leading to the basketball court and onto the sea front which lasted 10m then back to the road. Along the road we went and another arrow down the swimming shack (this could be interesting) however, no, a check back even before the shack that led back to the road. 5m later another arrow down to trail (im guessing this was the shiggy part) through the trash we went and stumbled on an angry boar. We then headed back to... you guessed it... the road. My mind was made up that no more pointless side quests off the road down to the sea im just going to stick to the road until something interesting came up.

Before long the level 2 markings pointed down. At this point I wanted some action rather than running through trash. So with Pipe Rider, CUTR and Gary glitter we all headed for some excitement.

The excitement soon led to fear with pipe rider being to short for the fence. We soon managed to climb over and then onto the rocks. Up ropes we went with Gary Glitter being the leader of the pack and occasionally saying "this is way to dangerous" we eventually found the green slime and pipe rider did her slip and slide impression on her butt.

Finally, we got to the beach to find CUTR getting stripped down to go for a swim "skinny dipping". We left him on the beach however, he thought better of a swim as presumably he realized a swim wouldn't allow him to win the hash.

On we went through villages then onto the government housing complex's where we were chased by security. He wasn't as fast as us though and we legged it up a services ladder with him shouting in canto behind us.

Then bizarrely we ended up inside a housing complex running past peoples front doors. At this point all trail was lost and we bumped into a zombie at the bottom who again wasn't happy and start throwing punches in the air to try and intimidate us.

At this point we just made our own way home.

Thanks for an interesting run that had people talking way into the night. Gobi Lo have never seen Octopussy so "petrified" in her whole LSW hash life!

Down Downs by Indy

The hares!! - Chris / Wai Chee ....Wow!! Such a challenging run!!! Virgin rocks!! ?? With coaststeering and ropes included!! Apres run was full of chat 'excited' about it!!!

Chris / Wai Chee - a real Halloween run!!

Chris - virgin hare

Wai Chee - the coach !!

Gary Glitter - 'oh mate! That was slightly terrifying at times !!' But was a 'super run!'..

Octopussy- Gobi Lo noticed that Octo became a 'statue on the rocks' for a wee while!!! 'Oh man!!! '...

Torch Borrower - Pole Dancer! That would have been a 'fun' experience with no torch !!!!

Super rambos at bash - Octo / GG / Gobi Lo/ Pole Dancer / Screwtop / Pipe Rider / Twinky Winky / Louise / Gangbanger / JJ / Chris

Returnees - Gary Glitter / Chris ... hubby of JJ

Virgin Hasher - Louisa !! What a challenging / adventurous hash to attend as a virgin !!

Louisa - enjoyed it! 'I'll be back!!'

The Swiss Gang - Gangbanger / JJ / Chris / Louisa

Swiss Chris - and what did you think? 'Not high enough !!!... In Switzerland ........'!

The hare - Chris ! Dressed up in Swiss / Bavarian lederhosen outfit for Halloween ??!!

Chris / Indy - yodelling !! 'Yodelay ee '!!! 'The Sound of Music'!

Gary Glitter - times are a-tough ! Counting out coins to pay for bash !!

Twinky Winky - referred to as 'the tall guy!'

Gary Glitter - managed to beat the wild boar!

Someone sadly missing! ... but not in action!! Po is currently 'doing his time' at Q hotel !! Wai Chee to drink for him !!

The namings - Octo had given deep thought to these !! JJ will now be known as Foot Fetish !!! ... ask her why ??

Chris the hare - did not get his self named Dr Livingstone .. but Horny Butt Stabber... check that one out!!

Gangbanger- added the Horny bit!

Horny Butt Stabber - enjoyed setting the hash so much that happy to set another one soon ...

Pole Dancer - Next coach ?? Watch this space ...?

Gary Glitter - sadly he is back to UK soon .. in Dec ... maybe permanently ??

GG's leaving run - December 8!

Pipe rider - doing run report !! that should be fun to read!!

Gobi Lo to Horny Butt Stabber - where is the run report from the week before?

Thanks Horny Butt Stabber and Wai Chee for a most adventurous hash ! And great bash !!

And the LSW song was sung by the hares !!

6.75km