LSW 2232 Wednesday 10th July 2019

 

Siu Sai Wan Birthday run

Hares - Stinky Sexy Toy, Octopussy
Write up - Hopeless

Pack - Cheesy, Minja Turtle, Crème Brûlée, Gobi Lo, LIT, Hopeless, BL, Po, Rhiannon, Rhys, Inflato, Macau, Crackpot, Wai Chee, Pig Fokker, PCT

LIT FB photos

New young blood on LSWH3 this week – the Hopeless kids. Having heard the finer details of Pig Fokker’s love life on the back of the minibus on the way to the run, they were going to go on their own walkers trail while the pack was subjected to an A to B run from Siu Sai Wan.

SST briefed the pack along with photos from the trail setting, trying to explain some way string was hanging off a post marking the W/R split. Totally unfazed by this vague waving of a phone and explanation the pack wandered off to Tigerx2 to put their bags in for their transportation to B.

First problem.. “go right up the steps”….. nope, pack went for the usual steps right in front, rather than the metal steps off to the right. No matter came to same place. Then the usual Check and the usual way left onto the coastal path. Hopeless and sprogs powered on through the T to find the usual trail coming back to the road 500m further along. Seeing as a family of 3 adult and 5 baby boar were grazing here, they decided to sit and watch the wildlife.

They got a bit more than they bargained for when three more zoo-like creatures came charging (and sliding) off the steps – Poon Tang, Breon and Burning Lust! The slippery slope was so bad the trio decided to stay longer to warn the next runners of the lethal surface. They waited. And waited. A long time.

Seems a combo of Minja & Inflato led the rest of the pack about 300m on “invisible flour”, opening up a huge gap to the front three. Lost In Translation, Ruggero and Crème Brulee gave up on this headless chicken running to find the trail and the waiting Hopeless trio and their warnings at the road junction.

The front three, meanwhile, managed to ignore SST’s briefing and somehow ran the Rambos backwards. The next three, seeing confusion, went for the Wimps. Rambos a circuit around Collinson all trails coming together in the Chai Wan graveyard to the run in home, Wimps getting in well before the Rambos and the Hopeless tribe.

The small handmade Hellbank made for some difficulty in parts, but latecomers like returnee Denvy all managed to get home in good time at B – Youth Square in Chai Wan. Well done the hares, another miserable wet day for hashing but a great trail and gathering nonetheless.

Down Downs by Hopeless

Hares – Octopussy & Sticky Sex Toy

Tiniest paper set off in woods hares

Last night I was... oh, there are kids on the bus – Pig Fokker

“Wait for Honeywill” – SST & PCT

3 lads racing - BL Po Breon

Coz Minja n Inflato fckd up…………

Rambos backwards - BL Po Breon

And right way?

Returnee - Rhiannon & Denvy

Beer bitch UK - Rhys

Lost property belt - PCT

Stayed to bash Denvy & Breon

Food box BL

Bag lady Igo

PCT to Crackpot being found 20 minutes into trail..... after turning back

SST to Breon and BL marked wrong way on split

Denvy to Pig Fokker – welcome to a short Circle this week

Lamma rescue Denvy to Po

Birthday cakes for the hares who then sang the song, with Honeywill being a complete pussy and refusing to singalong.

All done and dusted by 22:30……

7.38mins 68mins
Rambo red, Wimp yellow, Walkers purple Siu Sai Wan to Chai Wan 190710 7.38mins 68mins