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Tiu Keng Leng Hares - Brother Anµs, Mother Teresa In attendance - Bob le dick, Cheesy, CUTR, Lost (in Planet & Translation), Octo, Pole D, BMT, Yummy, Jonathan, Castrato, Tight Lips, Hopeless, BL, Smallbone, Oh Shit, Poon Tang, Inflate-a-date, Macau, Wai Chee LIT FB photos As per usual, I did not know I would be doing the write up until after the on-on and as per usual I did the Wimps trail so if you want to know about Rambos you’ll have to ask someone else. It was one of those days that you think to yourself “gee, glad I’m not the hare today.” Despite the absence of thunder and lightning it is fair to say that it rained pretty darn hard the whole day. But in true LSW fashion the rain eased up as the hashers arrived. Our hares “Brother Anµs” and "Mother Theresa” gave us the briefing in traditional flower and chalk only to then say, you won’t see any flower and chalk. Because it’s raining of course. So hell bank money substituted for flower and these odd cut out flying saucers were used for checks. No check backs but ‘strategically placed: T’s for where the hare did not want you to go. So off we went from the MTR station up Chui Ling Rd. to Chui Ling Ln. And a check. So off everyone went and blasted through a “strategically placed” T to find trail going up the hill. Only it was trail going down the hill as we found the on-in trail because we went through a “strategically placed” T. Our only hasher to actually see the T was Bobbledick who was left scratching his head why everyone ran through it. So... after a lot of commotion everyone came back down the hill and back to the check to find “Brother Anµs” now acting as a sweep - wise move - directed us to the on-on on Chui Ling Ln. After some urban running we ended up at a series of catchwaters taking us up hill to Po Lam Rd. S. Care had to be maintained as plant growth covered up ditches and fallen branches reduced head clearance. Once on Po Lam Rd. S, for the wimps it was just an easy jaunt along the road. I did run into Hopeless who with his extraordinary knowledge of all Hong Kong trails and psychological insight into the minds of all hares was able to tell me exactly where the trail went, exactly where it would turn, and exactly how the on-in trail would go. Of course the last part we already knew because we had already done it in reverse. So on-in and congratulations to our hare for a nice run on a rainy night. Now only if he can negotiate his way through dinner. Not quite sure when to say go to dinner..... hmmm... Octo just started her half hour shower, should we wait? Hopeless thunders “NO” so off we went to dinner.... Then finicky eaters wanting to do separate orders. Hare not sure what to do... Hopeless thunders “NO” eat what is served or F off. Skittish hare sees how command is taken. “Any Dick Will Do” nods in approval as she often also has to take command. So a very nice dinner ordered by “Yummy Mummy” and “Gin and Vomit”. Hopeless will write up the DDs. We sing the song and then yell “Next Weeks Run” and then...... well there is no hare for next week. Ohhhh.... Should I jump in and volunteer? Lets wait a moment and see... Nobody says anything and the hare feeling responsible sheepishly asks Hopeless who has a “No F___ing Way look on his face. Okay, I better save him “I’ll do it, I blurt out and everyone is happy! Octo offers to help and so we will have........ Next run! LSW 2222 “The Checkerboard Run” in Lok Fu. And just so you know Octo and I don’t take any sh— at the dinner table so you better enjoy the fish lips and chicken pat pats we order for you! See you then. Down downs by Octo The Hares Mother Theresa - virgin hare Brother Anµs - for sticking with wife Returnees - AFWD, Jonathan, Smallbone, Castrato, Oh Shit Nonrunners - Yummy Mummy, ADWD Oh Shit - very short run 1km Yummy Mummy - ran to the shopping centre Late - Wai Chee Kok, Poon Tang Ruggero and Octo -Didn't trust the runners who read the trail wrong Brother Anµs - for pointing pack the correct way ‘through the shopping centre and up the hill’ Brother Anµs - there was no shopping centre or hill but a guarded private housing estate Ruggero, Octo and Castrato - mistake finding trail Inflato - shortcutting Smallbone - wimps trail The hares - description of squiggly chalk markings on the ground to warn of low hanging branches Burning Lust - hit his head on a low hanging branch Jonathan - bumped head leads to blurred vision Yummy Mummy - food ordering Ruggero - long shower Mother Theresa - cannot read or speak Chinese LIT to all those getting Octopus refunds - Poledancer, Blow My Tits Poledancer - matching compression socks Octo - now does the mismatched compression socks Castrato to Octo for saying her contacts had misted up - it was her breath in the light of her head torch Smallbone to Castrato for not washing hash shirt Brother Anµs to Hopeless for trail advice Oh Shit to ADWD I want to go in the rain CUTR most boring conversation ADWD to Wai Chee Kok got promoted To Brother Anµs for being so stressed about the run The Hares, well done LIS to Bobbledick for solving first Check Octo to LIT for being lost in the Tiu Keng Leng MTR Anniversaries Song by The Hares and WCK plus Oh Shit 7.77km 75mins
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