Braemar Hill

Hare - Cheesy Flying Fux
Write up - Lost in Translation
Pack - LIT, Hopeless, Crackpot (aka Dory), Hannah Montana, O’Bollox, AFWD, WCK, Blow my Tits, Dr Evil, Free Rider, Kannot Finnish, Comes up the Rear, Camel Driver, Gobi Lo, Scrubber & GoAnna & Jason the Virgin

So for the third week in a row the hares have promised ‘VIRGIN TRAIL’
2 weeks ago, due to torrential rain (obviously as LIT was co hare) Hopeless could not set his virgin trail (watch this space).
Last week’s virgin trail by Dr Evil, was an alley way, up & over a fence.
So would this week’s virgin trail set by Cheesy gonna wow the hashers…..

Cheesy brief’s the pack of 2 R/W splits and second Rambo split has extra mileage and ‘VIRGIN’ trail (cue Hopeless statement ‘I’ll be the judge of that’).

Crackpot sprints out the park, left & up the hill to the first W/R split however no one actually took the W trail, everyone opting for R which took us right & down to shiggy. Then we all had to go spread eagle (Blow my Tits more spread than the rest of us.. more on this later) through the tunnel, dodging frogs and lord knows what else with exception of tough guy, Gobi Lo, she just steamed on through.

Out & up the river bed (virgin trail for me). Every time I run with Blow my Tits, we seem to end up on a river bed. With soaking wet shoes, the trail took us onto the contour path to the first Check at the pagoda. Easy enough Check but caused a lot of confusion but hey we are hashers.

Good run round Sir Cecil’s then onto the second split. With Gobi Lo’s blown torch, she & Crackpot opted for W however the rest of the pack were intrigued on the ‘Virgin’ trail, Hopeless more so than the rest of us.

R trail took us down to Mount Parker Road, down & down & down to Quarry Bay with my mind thinking ‘holy cow, we have to get ourselves ALL the way back up to Sir Cecil’s’. WCK & I tear (kinda) down King’s Road to the arrow pointing left. WCK flew up the stairs however I spied the arrow that took us into VIRGIN shiggy !! Yes Cheesy, you done it. VIRGIN shiggy. Exciting. Well it was until I looked up, that holy cow sprung back into my mind. VIRGIN trail it was, easy it was not! Slippery river bed (second one tonight Blow my Tits!!), mud, rocks, mud, moss & more mud. As I fell on my bahookie into the mud, an anonymous hasher, instead of helping me up, actually stood on me to save his shoes in the mud & to get in front of me. Can you believe DR EVIL would do such a thing !

The more chivalrous Hannah Montana & I followed the pink tape all the way up the VIRGIN shiggy trail and eventually out on to Po Luen Path, hurray! And on to on home.

Well done Cheesy, it truly was virgin trail however you owe me a new pair of trainers !!

OnOn to Glasshouse

Hopeless Circle:

Cheesy – The hare. Great trail
Cheesy – Making in pink tape, all 5 rolls
Cheesy – you need another beer for staying for the OnOn
LIT – Feeling sorry for the hare for marking first Wimps when no one actually done it
Comes up the rear – 3 sticks of chalk & not one used on trail
LIT, Hannah & CUTR – FRB’s not calling or marking
Hopeless, BMT, AFWD & Jason – True hashers, sticking together
Cheesy – Crazy Virgin trail
Jason – Welcome Mr Virgin
Crackpot – W & looking after Gobi Lo
O’Bollocks – Welcome to LSW
O’Bollocks – Double R
Hannah Montana – Buying 7/11 booze for himself for the bash
CUTR – Most boring OnOn for Hopeless sitting next to CUTR talking Brexit
O’Bollocks – The Irish Back Stop

LIT -> Well done Cheesy, Hopeless actually agreed it was virgin trail
LIT -> Jason, first hash in Braemar Hill & first OnOn in Glasshouse, same as LIT first hash
BMT -> LIT blaming BMT for river bed every time they run together
Hopeless -> BMT doing the splits on trail and what a fabulous demonstration she gave us !
Hopeless -> CUTR – 225 Runs

Song sung (badly) by Cheesy, O’Bollocks & CUTR

6.38km 67mins