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Hang Hau Mark Hope and 192 other guests A rainy day and a wet run but only a light drizzle greeted us at the usual meet up spot in Hang Hau village. Run Info by Hopeless. Off we went through the parking and along a long narrow foot path to the first check at the Christ Joy Church junction where Brother Anus called and solved it. Passing some more Christianity and a hospital before crossing Hang Hau Road. Up through some shiggy to Mang Kung UK Road where we spend a long time looking for trail. Eventuallymoving on to a check on Clear Water Bay Road. Some went left. Pig Fogger and I went right, the pack waiting at the check. “On the LSW you are on you own” said Pig Fogger when we looked back and saw the pack running in the opposite direction. No one had cared to call us back. Catching up at the check on Silver Cape Road where we spend some 15 min looking for trail. A very active Pole Danser did a 360 search to no avail. Eventually I found trail down a steep concrete road where several hashers had already checked in vain. A few meters further down another check! Checking down hill and found Pig Fogger searching near the beach but then we heard On On called. Back up to a narrow shiggy passage, squeezing past a fence onto a narrow concrete path. On on to a large parking lot and along Silver Crest Road to A Kung Wan Road and eventually back to Clear Water Bay Road. At some point I noticed that we were following arrows and not ribbons or hell money. Big size look alike Hopeless arrows all the way to the finish. No idea who set that alternativ trail back to A or where it started. Down Downs by Indy but where is she!??? Brother Anus, the beer amar took over and called the hares up for a down down just as Indy returned from a bladder run. Pole Dancer on Indy’s song: “Rainy days on Wednesday The original tune by The Carpenters The hares - Most most awesome run. The red faced hare (Hopeless) - Not due to booze but from setting the SLH3 last Saturday without sun block. Hopeless - Welsh day, St David’s Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant, bla bla bla Gerry Glitter - Not being British, nor English but LONDONOR!!! O'Bollox and Gerry Glitter for being stressed and showing up at the On On dressed in pin striped long sleeve shirts Lost in Space - Lost on trail Pig Fokker - lost his way. Came back to A Lost in Space - Front running but not for the first time as AFWD called out. Dr Evil on where we ran - No idea. LIT and Hopeless - One day short from 5 years together and setting 37 runs. Mother Teresa - Made it home from Lama with three bottles of whiskey. Indy giving herself a Down Down - Lama run = Vodka run. Mother Teresa named by Crackpot who gently dripped water on her head prompting Brother Anus to poor a full glas of beer over poor Mother Teresa. Brother Anus Down Downs - Screwtop scaring the hell out of him by running out in front of a car Dr Evil - the only LSW hasher staying in HK on a turist visa. Hopeless being presented with the world’s smallest dragon. Brother Anus - 50 LSW runs LIS and Brother Anus - hares on previous Hang Hau run had to lean on Hopeless as live hare to make it happen. Hopeless - After setting the SLH3 on Saturday and getting pissed got up early Sunday morning to do the Clearwater Bay 10 kms race and clocked a better time than Princess C*ck Tosser who had rested all Saturday in preparation for the race. PCT embarrassed about getting outrun by a pot belly hasher with a hangover insisted that he had also been drinking on Saturday. Pole Dancer not happy with the hares trail set a new trail back to A leading the whole pack astray. LIS down downs: Pig Fokker - Huskies being the world’s most beautiful dog. Indy for never having heard about Dick Cheney Blow My Tits DD to Brother Anus for asking the hare “Will you move my bag under the cover if it starts to rain?” Not trusting them he did so himself. Sex tourism - Some LSW ladies will go looking for Mr Good Bar in China while their partners are getting laid in Thailand. The Song
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