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Kowloon Park LiT FB photos here Pack: LIT, Hopeless, Pole Dancer, Screwtop, Macau Drunk, Pig Fukker, Octo, Comes up the Rear, Lubricated Trojan, Cheesy, Martin, Piped Piper & Weight Watch Cupid Stunt Where the f#ck is the Mosque ? Instructions, if my blonde brain serves me correct, was the start is in the same park as Gin & Vomits run 2 weeks ago. Not realizing said park was a million miles in diameter, I head to G&Vs start area only to find no hashers and no hares. So I had to bite the bullet and check the strict instructions from Daddio Hopey "Go past the Mosque & turn up the 3rd set of steps'. Huh? What Mosque? I could see no Mosque (hey, it was dark) so the second bullet was bit & I called Mr 'Instructions R Us' "Past the Mosque...blah" "There is no f#cking Mosque... blah" then I spied Pig Fukker who also saw no Mosque FYI, however we managed to get to A. Well it was a shitty wet day over in TST hence the hares were a bit apprehensive of the markings, well one hare was, the other had a true hash attitude "f#ck it, it is what it is, now where's the cold beers". Quick briefing from Blow my Tïts and we were off in the direction of the swimming pool (thankfully not the mosque) to the first check where the trail took us left through Kowloon park & out onto the busy streets of TST. The markings were still very clear along Salisbury Road to East TST then into the Garden of Stars where we lost the markings, at which point Pole Dancer stops, scratches his head & states "that's weird, there should be a check here" Ah ha, the cats out the bag.. am following Pole Dancer with his inside info. Hopeless & Comes up the Rear opted for the Bridge with Miss Local Knowledge, Lubricated Trojan shaking her head saying "it can't be that way, that's too long". Regardless of FRB's or Miss Local Knowledge predicaments, I was hot on PD's heels when surprisingly he called trail on out the park toward Hong Kong Science Museum, onto another check & surprisingly PD kept right and called trail ! I think this is the part where Cheesy past us for the 8th time just as we neared Hung Hom station. A good stretch up Wylie Road, then a big U'y onto Waterloo Rd & through Kings Park. We followed the markings through Q E Hospital & down to Poly Uni where some of the markings had been washed out but Hopeless guided Pig Fukker & I out onto Jordan Road, playing chicken with traffic to On Home back into Kowloon Park (not past the Mosque) to happy hares & cold beers. Really enjoyable urban run by the hares and not one f#cking Mosque on trail.. well not that I saw anyway. OnOn to this fab wee Chinese place with our very own 'Gweilo Corner' arranged by Oh Shït's new bezzie, Andy. Tons of great food, lots of cold beers then two hours of hilarity with Cupid Stunts skeleton fetish, WCK's Cupid's fetish, Indy's 4-eyes, romantic (or not) weekends away, Lubricated Trojan's tough side, blue shirts, red shirts and the knowledge that Oh Shït does not know the LSW song nor the actions so more practice for him every week me thinks ! Thanks Hares, really great LSW night (cheeks are still sore from laughing!) Indy's DD's... (great circle btw) The Hares - Blow My Tïts / Oh Shït!! What a great sightseeing run through the sights of TST and environs!!.... and the crowd roared!! Too fast!!! Too slow!! Not enough torrential rain!! Screwtop - I just had no time to stop and take a breather!!! BMT / OS - well done on the markings... despite the fact it had pissed down at 5pm..... and the markings held well!! BMT / OS - Had fooled yours truly, Indy, ..that by saying the run would be great fun... the assumption was there would be bar-hopping??? Maybe the Oktoberfest beer stop??... OS replied.... plenty of beer once u have finished the run!!! The TST mob - BMT / OS and... Lubricated Trojan..... Lubricated Trojan - appeared at the run as from her Ivory Tower in TST.... saw all the LSW hashers appearing... and felt guilty enough to turn up!! Pole Dancer / Screwtop - new home owners in area - new abode in Jordan!!... so Neighbours to BMT / OS / LT........ Nothing Like Good Neighbours!! LT - won't be in the area for long... evacuating to Melbourne in December!!... And she will be a 'kept woman!' OS - having arrived at a 'respectable time', OS gave yours truly a personal tour around TST to join pack at the HK Polytechnic!! Thanks OS!! Wai Chee - another hasher arriving at a 'respectable time' but not given personal tour!!... she still ran past me like a whirlwind! OS - says that some FRB's have not turned up, as don't like urban runs!! Really?? but back at the bins, most FRBs had turned up in force!! Who was not there?? Cheesy Flying Fox / Cums Up the Rear - according to BMT they ran like Olympic Sprinters..... Pole Dancer - pillow talk with O Shït!! .'There should be a check there says PD’... ’Where says Lost In translation??’ .Hmmm.... Returnee - Pied Piper from San Francisco Hash!! Welcome back!! PP - why are you wearing a red shirt??? And no MAGA red hat??? PP - quickly took off the red shirt and put on his blue one!!.... (thought we honkies would not notice???) Cupid Stunt to Wai Chee - she has been stalking him deliberately on so many hashes!!!.... become really creepy how much she wants to be around him!! Indy to Cupid Stunt - Is that why you wear your glasses on the back of your head so you can have a rear view mirror for 'stalkers'??... CS - ‘Can't be too careful.......!!’ So..... when was the last time you had a 'romantic getaway??' Screwtop / Pole Dancer - ‘drrr... before the kids were born.....’ Blow My Tïts / Oh Shït! - reply from OS.. ’took the missus out for fish and chips at Brighton a few years back!’ Wai Chee - ‘too busy renovating...’ Pied Piper - ‘just recently with ....(name escapes me)! Luckily my wife is understanding’...... (Right!!..... so moving on!!) Cupid Stunt - ‘all these stalkers get too jealous if I just choose one of them!!’ Lubricated Trojan - ‘Memories.......!!!’ Lost In Translation / Hopeless - ‘every month!! Just back from a romantic getaway in Chiang Mai !!... of course found time to do the CM hash.......’ And OS awarded the pearl necklace to LIT... for the heinous crime of not seeing the Mosque ! BMT - Fab write up last week...... the virgin reporter!! BMT / OS - Thanks for an ab fun run!!... and an ab fab fab bash....’ Hopeless to Oh Shït for telling LIT she couldn't find the mosque. And the song was meant to be sung by..... the hares!!... but Oh Shït! needs practice!!! 8.09km 42mins
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