HARES; KNUTSHY, HICKEY SLUT AND SKINNY DR. EVIL.
Indy, my client, and I seemed to be on the same train and had many phone conversations - no wonder my phone battery keeps running out. We arrived together at the turnstile and she got off at Sham Shui Po by mistake - anyway we ran around like headless chickens trying to find the Exit we were told to go out of - we had experience of this once on a Wanchai hash - why not say the easiest way out which we found in the end after running around many escalators wasting so much time so that we missed the chalk talk. When we did in fact meet the Hares not the Fockers Inflato dragged off Dr. Evil to show the way cos Inflato said he went to Exit C and nothing - I needed the loo so came back and no. Dr. Evil to show me the way so I asked Hickey Slut and she said go back to the bridge and when the trail splits that is where it is - exactly her words. I looked right and I looked left and nothing so by this time even later arrival Fast Pussy joined me and could not find the way either so she went back and Hickey Slut had to show us - oh one lane I missed out on. Dr. Evil you could have marked this better having had to go out again to show the way and where was Knutshy?????
Running around familiar areas with lots of beautiful lighting coming from the Chek Keng sTemple. with not a lot of markings and some blue chalk I happened to look behind me and saw flour tucked around a corner so thought aye aye so followed it only to find a check back - you front runners did nothing to mark the trail properly. I felt goddamit I wasted so much time so carried on and blue chalk appeared again indicating that I should climb up a grassy slope which I did and checked out the area with nothing so why did not the owner of the blue chalk go back and strike his marking out like a good hasher???? I thought I will just keep on the river path and lo and behold it was the correct way and turned left over the bridge and then after a while I thought I am on my way back so soon but I was wrong and should have gone down an underpass subway signposted toi Taipo town Centre and I thought wowa that is a bit far I will be so late back so turned back on myself to find most people back home. I heard there was some rope climbing involved.
Thank you Tweakly "Tyson" for doing a write up and showing photos that made out the run went to the 10,000 Buddhas Temple which was a wonderful run for a first time "Virgin Hasher".
WRITE UP IS LATE BECAUSE INDY SAID SHE WOULD TYPE UP HER SCRIBBLED DOWN DOWNS AND I RECEIVED THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT TO TRY AND DECIPHER. Here goes :
The Run- The Not the 17K run - 9 km - The CNY RUN AND KNUTSHY SAYS "INDY DO i HAVE TO RUN PAST TEMPLES???
3 hares - Hickey Slut & Dr. Evil to prevent K"S from doing a 17k run. NO hs FELT GUILTY AT NOT HARING FOR A LONG TIME (AS OPPOSED TO FREE WHEEL who has yet to do so - watch this space).
THE HARES - EXIT E-F.
K'SHY - Advised by co hares to ExIT c BUT RETURNED TO LISTEN saying "They had no trouble last time - those lost/delayed Hashers - RUGGERO/ PRIVATE SNOWBALL / FAST PUSSY/ MOTORMOUTH / INDY/ BOBBLEDICK ' THERMAL DICK AND INFLATO.
The hares - Recc;ying the Day before the run tut tut.
BUTTFAN - TERRIFIC of hares to set run past her Mum's grave so she said - Say hello to Mum,
INFLATO - gets lost at beginning of run - back to Hares - had to be run out by Knutshy who never seemed to return.
THE HARES - BARBED WIRE - THERMAL DICK - JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU HASH.
RETURNEES - HICKEY SLUT LOST IN SPACE AND VM.
VISTORS : PRIVATE SNOWBALL FROM OKINAWA MARINES. WHO DID US A SHOSTGUN BEER DEMO.
non - RUNNER - WANCHAI WANKER WHO HAS THE FLU - HE TRIED THE DEMO. (Not good for flu patients who should have HOT DRINKS).
BOBBLEDICK ON TRAIL - YACKING ABOUT FOUR PEAKS RACE. RUN HILLS AND TIMINGS.
FFFM - "DON'T TALK TO ME I AM CONCENTRATING ON THE TRAIL'.
FOUR PEAKS - Bobbledick and k'nutsy & Breon & Franz. COMMENTS ON THE RACE - HORRID AND THE WORST EVER.
LOST AT SEA AND INDY - WATCHED THEM AT SAI KUNG (SHOULD HAVE MET MOTORMOUTH FOR APPOINTMENT AT 3 - CHANGED TO 4 AND ARRIVED AT 5). Indy is not the easiest of clients and then we found a wallet in a taxi - I took it to the cop shop what a way to spend a Saturday night - and no REWARD AS YET. LOTS OF DOSH AND CREDIT CARDS IN A RABBIT COVERED WALLET BELONGING TO A DRAGON AIR PURSER.
AT THIS POINT K'S WANTED A CIGARETTE - COULD NOT THROW UP WITHOUT ONE.
k'shy - Facebook - 3 Things - Not a Sprinter - Not a could not decipher NOT GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. k'shy - WON THE MA ON SHAN for timing.
LAST WEEK'S RUN - HOPELESS - Being positive sending e-mail to thank the hares.
LOST AT SEA - NOT PRESENT HAS A CHIPPED BONE FROM JUMPING OFF YACHT AFTER ON ON ON AT HIS BOAT..
INFLATO - FLYING NEXT DAY WITH FAST PUSSY ON BOARD.
THAT'S IT FROM INDY.
MORE DOWN DOWNS FROM K'SHY WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INK. SORRY FOLKS. ON ON AND ENJOY MY RUN TONIGHT. INDY DOES NOT GIVE ME MUCH TIME OFF.
FAST PUSSY - Had a manicure "Can you open this can for me?"
FREEWHEEL - encouraged by MM and is HARING A RUN WOW.
TYSON - IPRICK - TALKING ABOUT HIS PHONE AND APPS.
BOBBLEDICK - Convinced me to do 4 PEAS - HELL ON SEA.
Knut'shy' Down Downs :
INDY & INFLATO - NEEDED TO BE LED TO THE 'trail' arrow. (Yes do the marking better next time - Ed)
VM - (WHINGING MARY) Ordering Chickens feet for herself.
LIS & CASTRATO & MD (WHO IS THAT). WEARING RED AND GOLD IN THE CIRCLE. AS INSTRUCTED.
BUTTFAN & WHINGING MARY - new years and being Chinese - not with Family tut tut
VM - ASKING INCESSANTLY about is the Whimps Trail TVM friendly doing the Rambos anyway and COMPLAINING IT WAS TOO EASY. SO NOW SHE IS WHINGING MARY.
MACAO DRUNK , TYSON - jUST TAKE IT IN YOUR MOUTH, SUCK IT LIKE HELL SWSALLOW WHAT YOU CAN AND SPIT OUT THE BONE THERE IS NOTHING TO IT.