The Indy Run
After a tongue wagging 6 flight stair climb to Indys rooftop, the pack was set off to the usual direction upwards. Its not a virgin trail but the runners are as clueless as ever. Only Hopeless seems to know exactly where it was going. We all regrouped at the super slippery shiggy above the HKU avalanche. This is the mother of all white elephants - the HK Slope department has been working on this for 2 years and they have not progressed a bit except installing this blue mesh that was holding the earth but was sliding us hashers all over made us lose our water bottles and tore my new Under Armour shorts that I ordered over the internet!
Gary Glitter was shouting warnings to everyone regarding this live wired orange cable on the path. He had a bit of a Cheshire cat grin so am not sure if he was pulling our legs or he just wanted to add more excitement to such an adventurous trail.
The humongous construction site intimidated Splash so much that he told everyone to go the other way. It was the wrong way and even Hopeless fell for it!
But his luck was not as bad as Ivana Nucocks who got lost at the first check. She caught up with everyone including the Front Runners.
Willy Wanker, who wanted a spectacular comeback to hashing wasnt feeling it either. His luck was the least of alls Indy found him at the right time and right moment and requested his assistance in carrying all the drinks up her rooftop. So you can imagine he wanted the run to end even before it started.
Anyway, everyone went up the Battery Pine path then the Morning Trail (where I short cutted) and somewhere around the Peak down the backway path through the blue dot Pagoda steps Castle Road and up again to the rooftop. This time, Gary Glitter produced a very long face. No more grins.
And despite her earlier bad luck, Ivana was the first runner in.
Down downs by Priscilla:
HP Salsa running into the high tension cable at the blue dots trail.
HP Salsa the bump made him lose his appetite.
Indy sussing out Fiji guy (Splash) for a free place for her honeymoon. Date not yet determined.
Splash thought that seeing flour means turning back
Ivana planning to do the gayhash on July 1st holiday.
Hicky Slut planning to do a 20KM run on the holiday.
Buttfaan no plans on the holiday.
Willy Wanker returnee, inspired by his recent Namibia trip, wants to go back to hashing.
Hopeless the man with the goldenchain. Hash crash according to Ash Hole.
Macau Drunk doing nothing (again).
Indy opening her doors to the hash since she is set to have a windfall from its pending sale.
Buttfaan gassing on Gary Glitter.
Down Downs by Ivana:
Indy the Hare.
Willy Wanker/Buttfaan fighting over food
Ash Hole for hovering all the food.
Hicky Slut recommending the lamb dumplings even if she hates lamb. 9and for short cutting).
Willy Wanker intending to go to Fiji for honeymoon but ended in Wanchai.
Indy keeping vodka in her purse.
Priscilla/Gary/Ash shirt buttoned boys.
Indy slippery blue mesh
Melamine Girl non runner.