The Hares - Hopeless & Britney
Hashers gathered at Sheng Ning Playground.
We were off A to Cycling Road in perfect weather for hashing.
After short running, we found animal-path going up to catchwater.
It was not apartment-grave but many individual graves were spreading all over the place.
We went up hill grave to grave, and got to Quarry with Debris.
There was R/W split.
Many hashers chose Rambos and began walking village road up.
After finding CK, we had to climb steep and a little shiggy hills.
Since then we enjoyed good trail-running to Mid of High Junk Peak Country Trail.
We turned left and began to running down CWB road.
And then, thorough footpath connecting villages, we came back near Hang Hau Station at last.
However, there was one more homework to us.
In the end, by not chalks but our memories, we got back to A again.
10.5 km by my GPS
Quite good run
The hare - Hopeless, great run location
Mystery co-hare - Britney, dragged out of retirement only to spew his heart out setting the run, which he later claimed was harder than climbing Mt Kinabalu
Community Chest - joining in the spirit of things as a part-Hispanic
All hashers with swine flu
Returnees - Macau Drunk, Britney, Alex, Boilers, Groper
Castrato - identified one of his favourite trees on the run
Bobbledick - renowned tightwad stereotype using an old plastic bag circled by a rubber band as a wallet
Hannah Montana - marked a check going left then headed straight
Intrapenis - returned for more punishment after epic 3 hour run on the last hash and being named Intrapenis on the previous hash
Everyone wearing Mexican gear (well, Indy)
Bobbledick - characteristically arrived late and got instructions from Hopeless to short cut the first part of the run. Couldn't understand them so asked which way is north?
Bite N' Suck - new GM of Wan Chai hash
Gary Glitter - had to borrow $100 to pay hash cash
Piss Perfect - checking watch after hash to make sure he's home in time. Bravefart had already broken land speed records getting to the MTR
Boilers - chuffed at coming in first and it was like a birthday party as he had first pick of all the pizza, beer and tequila
Hopeless - leans over Indy's shoulder while she's busily jotting notes for down downs and says hold it, I've got a good one (implying all Indy's were crap)
Britney - a short biography of his hash years with drawing
Nurse Fcuker and Piss Perfect - both offered to help Hannah set this week's run, and NF wasn't fussed because he's "very busy".
Castrato and NF - Castrato tried to ring NF to get details of last week's route but couldn't get onto NF because he was "so busy".
Alex - receiving hash name "Swine……….can't remember"
Soft hashers very particular about shower facilities after a run
Down down from the floor - Indy - ironically giving a down down for fussy hashers and their bathing requirements after she disappeared with Any Dick'll do 2 hashes back to bathe privately together at ADWD's place.