LSW No.1579 report - Discovery Bay
OK, its cool to give the Yanks a chance once a year on 4 July to show how independent and grown up they are, so we (ie Brits and other assorted colonials) thought we should let Chatroom set the hash, on one condition namely that Chatroom should have a Dr Who style personal assistant in Winniebago who is also celebrating 10 years of independence from the Brits.
By all accounts (your scribe was in UK escaping the twin independence "celebrations") the run was well attended and, it must be grudgingly admitted (with plenty gnashing of teeth), rather a good one.
From the photographic virtual tour provided by Winniebago to selected hashers the run staretd in DB Plaza and.....err......finished in DB Plaza. In between the pack were led to Seabee Lane, then up to the Triangulation Point. And.... yes! back to DB Plaza. Well done hares.
For some reason, due no doubt to Indie's exhaustion on and off the running track, and perhaps to Sweaty being peeved that he too was not celebrating independence from the dastardly English, FFM did the down-downs. She tells me by e-mail that they were very witty and generally well received. I will not however paste them into the hash news as they are rather long and would rapidly tire even the most avid reader. Brevity being the soul of wit, and all that, here is the edited version:
Hares Chatroom and Winniebago
All Americans: Chartroom, Old Sock, Jamie, Alex - who all sung the national anthem (composed by Jimmie Hendrix)
Indy: horizontal jogging
Strap-on Sally: administering first aid to the blokes
Rearender: happy as without the annoying Boilers this week
DB residents: too many of them and breeding like flies
Hares : Budweiser beer!!
Motormouth: sundry offences
Bite and Suck: reached 50 yrs
Bordello Butt: local knowledge
Bondi Barbi: stirring up a hornet's nest
SAMDIM: too fast for the horny hornets
Salesman: ambassador from the Shek Kong Hash
Virgins and Returnees & Visitors: Alex, Nori, Salesman, Jamie, Mixue, Neon, Choco Fish, Butt Fan,
Indie 125 runs (blimey is that all?)
Michel: didn't get lost
Quiche: parenting advice to Rearender, based on a wealth of experience....
Brazilian: fine weather runner
Macau Drunk and Barbie: in Big Mac heaven
Legoland, Indy and Choco Fish: short cuttings
Bordello Butt: offerring to shower with the ladies
Butt Fan: canine fantasies
Moaning Bitch and Quiche:
Next Run 1580 - Wednesday 11 July
Boiler's Birthday Bash Pool Party
Hong Kong Cricket Club - Wong Nei Chung Gap Rd
Bus 6 or 66 Bus from Exchange Square in Central takes about half an hour.
63 or 41A from North Point.
Get off at the Cricket Club/Shell Station stop at the top of Wong Nai Chung Gap.
Start at 7 pm.
1 hour a-a run followed by poolside on-on.
Hares Shergar (9162-1428) & Rearender (6484-4203)