Chi Fu

Hares - Strapon Sally, Hickey Slut

Let it bleed

Another Golden Oldie from the LSW hit parade

No you can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes, then you just might find
You get what you need

Chi Fu was the place where we gathered
Brazilian and Strapon looking somewhat tired
With angry rain Gods profusely pissing
And worried hares thinking about bodies going missing

No you can't always get what you want……….

Pack fragmented right from the beginning
The B*stard, Sweaty and Chatroom positively grinning
Others agitated by the lack of indication
Hadn't realized Hash Bike was part of this organization

No you can't always get what you want……….

Elusive marks found up in the hills
HK trail and horse trekking path providing thrills
Rambos get it on through soggy bog roll
Up to Mount Kellet and a pipeline that could only be droll

No you can't always get what you want……….

Now the B*stard he got lost pushing ahead
Shiggy thick, slippy and dangerous he worries he might get dead
Meanwhile Sweaty and Hash Bike reach the locked gate
That uneasy hares thought senior hashers couldn't negotiate

No you can't always get what you want……….

Up at the peak Typhoon Prapiroon was a blowing
Rambo's happy that good markings kept them going
Pokfulam reservoir road awash with broken branches
As trail brought everybody back to the same circumstances

No you can't always get what you want……….

On home an arrow turns us to the village
Through a trough of mud causing minor spillage
At the beer only one was not present
Troubled hares change the food arrangement

No you can't always get what you want……….

As the tables are assembled together
Our missing fellow takes a mineral water shower
Good beer and nosh just keep a flowing
At $40 a head it has hashers absolutely glowing

Yes you can always get what you want,
Especially if you try sometime, you definitely find
That it's just what you need

DJ Sweaty is now taking requests for more of those Golden Oldies.

Dear DJ Sweaty we've forgotten what it was we were trying to remember, can you please play the Stones 'satisfaction' as we think this has something to do with it????
(Alzheimer's Assoc. of Malaga)

Keep it real brothas and siestas of memory lane, an Aussie courier is bringing some little blue pills to you even as I is speakin!……. Should I change dat request now to Sex Bomb?

Dear DJ Sweaty, made a slight error whilst live haring an anniversary run last weekend! Don't think anybody noticed, but can you play something to help me get over it?
(Anon, Australian School of the directionally challenged)

Sista Anon of da funny laugh, me thinks ya should be at da school for the delusional? Just for you will consider Bobby Dylan, "like a rolling stone, with no direction home!'

Dear DJ Sweaty, I used to be the best ever GM of the Ladies hash. What can you play for me to remind them of how good I was!
(The best GM ever of the Ladies Hash)

Wow Sista of da extensive oral cavity, not sure you is keepin' it real. Will play The Smiths 'Big mouth strikes again', just to tickle their cognitive receptas!

DJ Sweaty, have recently become a father. I fear a lot of sleepless nights ahead, please can I request 'Silence is Golden' for the little one so that he will take the hint.
(President, Welsh Assoc. of FRB's)

Yoh Brotha, ya wish is my command, must say howeva that it seems to be your anthem already, as that's all we hear at da damn checks, ya know what I is sayin'!

Oi! You! DJ Sweaty, I am worried that my recent name change has affected my personality. Before I waxed on lyrically about paddling, now I only wax on about waxing! What the f*** are you going to play for me, and when are you changing my name?
(Unspecified of VRC)

Sista Unspecified, I hope you aint givin' me da filthy, I know you has a monster menstrual about dat name! Maybe dis little numba will sooth ya? 'Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood!!!!!'

Hey! Sweaty DJ, have left HK for a few weeks now, am especially worried that nobody will remember me! Play me a tune because they even forgot how to spell my damned name on that last run T-shirt.
(Kamikaze not Kamikase, got it?)

Yoh brotha Kamikaze, who the f*** are you? Me is gonna spin da Simple Minds for da simple mind! Don't you forget about me, quite appropriate I is thinking!

Till the next show
Keep it real
DJ Sweaty

Down Downs by the infamous Sweaty Snail Gobbler.

The hares, great job despite the terrible weather & both happy that DTS didn't make it to the locked gate

The B*stard, congrats to the new papa and wife Dana on recent arrival Aiden Thomas, no Welsh in that name then!

Visitor, Matt & Virgin Not Important

The art of dummy spitting, great performance by Chatroom Pedophile about where markings should be placed, backed up by FFFM who claims the hares only spent $6 on the flour.

Talking of markings, Not Important is hoping he doesn't need to take a dump tomorrow morning, all the bog roll being wrapped around Mt Kellet.

Talking of taking a dump, Chatroom Pedophile gets a call when doing the business, is overheard saying "I'm in difficult negotiations right now, can you call me back in 5 minutes?"

Bobbledick's new shoes, still pristine despite ankle deep mud down to the village. Forced to drink out of them, but uses sandals instead.

Chatroom Pedophile also sporting pristine shoes, obviously didn't do that village section then, short cutting B*****!

Matt also doesn't like the water after refusing to do a stream section on a lesser hash a few weeks back.

Bondi Barbie, traveling to 999 WH3 run comments "Obviously there are no decent trails around here then?" Just as we pass section two of the Maclehose!

Skype Queen 'Brazilian Buttslap' is missing somebody in Europe. On Sunday run carries WH3 version of Dr Evils bag - I suppose any Dr Evil will do then!

Motormouth knows how to boost the Ladies hash,quipping that Dr Evil is 'coming' very often! Must be why Brazilian Buttslap decided to attend last night then!

The B*stard making the trail even harder by crashing through Mt Kellets undergrowth to follow the distant torch lights.

Macau Drunk, last Rambo back to find no beer still manages to ring up $30 hash cash after mineral water shower.

Winnebago shocked that Strapon Sally has a pimple, "just like a kid" she comments!……..No, more like a weekend of abuse after WH3's celebrations!

Sweaty gives himself an anniversary, 125 runs.

The song by the B*stard, Sweaty & hares Strapon Sally & Brazillian Buttslap