The last edition of the LSW News inadvertently summed up what is wrong with LSW…… we do not take Hashing seriously enough!
For God's sake Wednesday night is not just a bit of fun…it's a serious matter!…..in which case I am thinking Hashing should be an Olympic event.
Hashing has got it all, for a start it's serious. Not like some of the "Noddy" games we saw in Athens. Who can take it seriously when you have for example; ping pong, women's soccer, women's wrestling, men's beach volleyball (what next?.. "sand castling"). Hashing however is left on the sidelines and the World is the poorer, missing out on a whole generation of LSW Olympians participating in exotic events such as:
100 Metres Hash - even Sissie could finish this
As for the rest of the Olympic paraphernalia it's ready made;
Enough of this rubbish, back to reality,
The trial facts:
The Hash verdict: IN THE POND
For the few who remained the Down-downs were an impromptu affair, as the Hare failed to press-gang a master of ceremonies, with whole can swallows to:
The Hare - can't tell difference between a Wonka and a Marmalade Head
Marmalade Head - burst a blood vessel over Hares news letter ranting.
Others for being sad buggers with no homes to go to, etc., followed by the anthem