Wong nai Chung Gap A to B

Hares - Rabbi & Jeeves

The A to B mystery hash run started from the HKCC car park and lead us up the steps past the Shell petrol garage to the shortest Wimps/Rambos split on record. The tailenders seeing the pack run over the bridge short cut the steps and followed the pack down Deep Water Bay Road unaware they were doing the Rambos run, which took a long flight of steps up to Blacks Link, then a right turn back down and over to the Wimps/Rambos split to try and catch up with the Wimps. It was a long slog up Tai Tam Reservoir Road, and then right before Parkview for an even longer uphill stretch on the Wilson trail. However this path was too easy for the hares who took the pack through the undergrowth of an abandoned overgrown track to Violet Hill. It was then downhill all the way to South Bay Close and then on to the Repulse Bay Club.

Everyone was too tired to make use of the heated swimming pool, but a few made use of the jacuzzi, sauna and showers. A good curry buffet with plenty of sweet dessert and unlimited jugs of Carlsberg was served up for the reasonable price of $160.

Down Downs by Son of Paul

Tick Tock - Tried to tell a little girl that she was fat because she was having a baby, but the girl said no you eat too much.

Returnees - Mrs Hopeless and John.

Cyclops - Test drove a car in a car park doing only left turns, paid for it and couldn't get it to turn right out of the car park.

Rudeballs & Michaela - went through the check back at the very top of the hill not once but twice.

Ken - hash virgin, mate of Riswan.

Hopeless - 250 runs.

Barbie - 25 runs.

Bogie - Someone ran in front of him out of the car park.

Colin & Denise - accidentally did the Rambos then short cut through the tee on the Wilson Trail to miss out the top hill.

Non Runners - Katie & Mathew & Lizzie.

Howard - got to the run one hour early last week & didn't tell Jill until the next day to avoid a down down.

Rob - Monica and Rob are expecting twins next August, the second set on the hash.

Son of Paul - Took his mobile phone on the run to find out where B was.

Jennifer - Thought all runs were short & flat like last weeks, so she came again this week.

Jeeves - who brought the cheap undrinkable Dutch beer, how much is left over?

Esthel - Wouldn't do the run without a changing room, because she didn't want everyone to see her get changed.

Helen - Was given Mathew to hold and he started crying immediately.

Mike Cowan - weighed himself on the scales in the bathroom and said "I couldn't weigh that much it must be the can of beer in my hand."

Gene - Did the whole run but got lost with the map and took 20 minutes to find the Club House from the main gate.

Jennifer - Wouldn't buy a tee shirt off Eric because he only had XL & she wouldn't believe they would shrink.

Amah Perks - made Tick Tock pay for his ON ON when he earns more than her.

Stuie - First run since he got his piles. How are they Stuie "I've put them behind me

Charlotte - Let Rabbi drive her car and it got here OK.