Attendance
| NAME | FIRST | LAST | HARED | RUNS | ATTENDANCE | |
| Nurse Fokker | 23 Jan 08 | 30 Apr 08 | 2 | 13 | 81 | |
| Indyanus | 18 Aug 04 | 30 Apr 08 | 13 | 162 | 81 | |
| Macau Drunk | 15 May 96 | 07 May 08 | 25 | 486 | 75 | |
| Strapon Sally | 03 May 06 | 07 May 08 | 7 | 81 | 74 | |
| Sweaty Snailgobbler | 15 Jan 03 | 30 Jan 08 | 16 | 193 | 68 | |
| Hajime Hanada | 23 Apr 08 | 07 May 08 | 2 | 67 | ||
| Brave Fart | 23 Apr 08 | 07 May 08 | 2 | 67 | ||
| Brazilian Buttslap | 07 Jun 06 | 07 May 08 | 5 | 68 | 65 | |
| Wanchai Wanker | 01 Nov 06 | 07 May 08 | 3 | 53 | 64 | |
| Bobbledick | 20 Jul 88 | 07 May 08 | 24 | 659 | 64 | |
| Bondi Barbie | 01 Feb 06 | 30 Apr 08 | 6 | 77 | 63 | |
| Castrato | 29 Mar 06 | 30 Apr 08 | 5 | 71 | 62 | |
| Happy Valley | 30 Jan 08 | 07 May 08 | 9 | 60 | ||
| Winabago | 23 Jun 04 | 07 May 08 | 9 | 119 | 57 | |
| Hash Cash | 03 Oct 82 | 05 Dec 07 | 29 | 756 | 57 | |
| Hopeless | 28 Feb 90 | 30 Apr 08 | 60 | 516 | 54 | |
| Priscilla | 21 Jun 06 | 02 Apr 08 | 4 | 55 | 54 | |
| Bite & Suck | 30 Nov 05 | 07 May 08 | 3 | 71 | 54 | |
| Dr. Evil | 25 Jan 06 | 07 May 08 | 6 | 66 | 54 | |
| The Bastard | 14 Apr 99 | 16 Jan 08 | 22 | 257 | 52 | |
| Filthy Felch Monster | 15 Jan 03 | 07 May 08 | 12 | 149 | 52 | |
| Piss Perfect | 27 Sep 06 | 30 Apr 08 | 4 | 45 | 51 | |
| Marmalade Head | 28 Mar 01 | 26 Sep 07 | 16 | 197 | 51 | |
| Anal Retreat | 23 Jan 08 | 02 Apr 08 | 1 | 8 | 50 | |
| Tight Lips | 29 Apr 98 | 23 Apr 08 | 19 | 256 | 47 | |
| Bordello Butt | 11 Dec 96 | 16 Jan 08 | 15 | 287 | 47 | |
| Big Bitch | 03 Oct 82 | 05 Dec 07 | 50 | 620 | 46 | |
| Quiche Lorraine | 01 Dec 99 | 07 May 08 | 13 | 203 | 45 | |
| Nutcut | 18 Nov 98 | 20 Feb 08 | 22 | 222 | 43 | |
| Butt Faan | 10 Oct 01 | 09 Jan 08 | 8 | 151 | 43 | |
| Rearend Scrubber | 02 Jul 03 | 13 Feb 08 | 14 | 109 | 42 | |
| Hashzilla | 25 Mar 98 | 28 Nov 07 | 38 | 215 | 39 | |
| Shergar | 23 Jan 91 | 07 May 08 | 28 | 322 | 36 | |
| Randy Van Fokker | 04 Nov 98 | 13 Feb 08 | 15 | 181 | 35 | |
| Gary Glitter | 05 Jul 00 | 30 Apr 08 | 11 | 148 | 35 | |
| Park'n'Shop | 20 Jul 83 | 30 Apr 08 | 18 | 451 | 35 | |
| Sugar Boy | 06 Jun 90 | 09 May 07 | 11 | 323 | 35 | |
| Hard Pressed | 11 Aug 93 | 05 Dec 07 | 16 | 264 | 34 | |
| Barbie | 16 Apr 97 | 06 Feb 08 | 23 | 198 | 33 | |
| Lost In Space | 20 Jul 05 | 07 May 08 | 5 | 50 | 33 | |
| Hormone Tester | 02 Dec 98 | 30 May 07 | 8 | 168 | 33 | |
| MotorMouth | 22 Sep 89 | 07 May 08 | 6 | 312 | 32 | |
| Chatroom Paedophile | 18 May 05 | 30 Apr 08 | 5 | 51 | 32 | |
| Miss Whiplash | 23 Aug 06 | 28 Nov 07 | 2 | 29 | 31 | |
| Mr. Happy Slippers | 26 Oct 94 | 07 May 08 | 13 | 214 | 30 | |
| Cyclops | 12 Jan 94 | 09 Apr 08 | 13 | 226 | 30 | |
| Abazzar | 30 Jul 97 | 28 Nov 07 | 7 | 162 | 28 | |
| Ram Rod | 03 Dec 97 | 28 Nov 07 | 8 | 155 | 28 | |
| The Plank | 06 Dec 83 | 16 Apr 08 | 1 | 337 | 26 | |
| Old Sock | 19 Jul 06 | 07 May 08 | 25 | 26 | ||
| Britney | 01 Jun 94 | 01 Aug 07 | 17 | 185 | 25 | |
| Not Important | 02 Aug 06 | 12 Mar 08 | 3 | 23 | 24 | |
| Chocolate Starfish | 04 Jul 07 | 07 May 08 | 1 | 11 | 24 | |
| Any Fanny'll Do | 22 Apr 98 | 26 Mar 08 | 8 | 119 | 22 | |
| Any Dick'll Do | 23 Aug 00 | 07 May 08 | 9 | 91 | 22 | |
| Jeez Wayne | 10 Sep 86 | 28 Nov 07 | 4 | 245 | 22 | |
| Parky | 20 Jul 83 | 30 Apr 08 | 8 | 279 | 22 | |
| Dick the Shit | 21 May 97 | 16 Dec 07 | 6 | 126 | 21 | |
| Genevieve | 26 Jan 00 | 02 Jan 08 | 5 | 91 | 20 | |
| Jugs Bunny | 18 Jun 90 | 28 Nov 07 | 1 | 185 | 20 | |
| Ted the Turdburgler | 13 Mar 91 | 28 Nov 07 | 9 | 170 | 19 | |
| Cassandra Tam | 27 Feb 08 | 07 May 08 | 2 | 18 | ||
| Yummy Mummy | 27 Feb 08 | 12 Mar 08 | 2 | 18 | ||
| Dan Dastardly | 11 Oct 00 | 09 Jan 08 | 2 | 74 | 18 | |
| Phil The Gut | 17 Jul 85 | 28 Nov 07 | 206 | 17 | ||
| The Mouth | 30 Mar 83 | 28 Nov 07 | 222 | 17 | ||
| Anal Comer | 12 Jun 02 | 23 Apr 08 | 5 | 52 | 16 | |
| Limp Pinky | 12 Feb 03 | 16 Dec 07 | 3 | 45 | 16 | |
| Mark | 28 Nov 07 | 09 Jan 08 | 1 | 4 | 16 | |
| ADWD friend | 28 Nov 07 | 30 Apr 08 | 4 | 16 | ||
| Pablo | 21 Nov 07 | 16 Apr 08 | 4 | 15 | ||
| Sonya | 21 Nov 07 | 09 Jan 08 | 4 | 15 | ||
| May | 26 Dec 07 | 23 Jan 08 | 3 | 15 | ||
| Gunpowder Plod | 05 Apr 06 | 19 Mar 08 | 6 | 16 | 14 | |
| Willy Wonka | 18 Jul 01 | 16 Dec 07 | 3 | 50 | 14 | |
| Blackadder | 13 Mar 91 | 28 Nov 07 | 6 | 116 | 13 | |
| Sam Dim | 29 Nov 06 | 13 Feb 08 | 1 | 10 | 13 | |
| Don't Know Who | 23 Jan 08 | 30 Apr 08 | 2 | 13 | ||
| Connie | 28 Nov 07 | 02 Jan 08 | 3 | 12 | ||
| Joshua Sin | 28 Nov 07 | 12 Dec 07 | 3 | 12 | ||
| Sandra Jones | 16 Jan 08 | 20 Feb 08 | 2 | 12 | ||
| Peterphile | 04 Sep 91 | 12 Dec 07 | 101 | 12 | ||
| Greg | 21 Nov 07 | 30 Jan 08 | 3 | 12 | ||
| Head Lamp | 15 Mar 94 | 16 Dec 07 | 8 | 84 | 11 | |
| Michael Roper | 09 Jan 08 | 30 Jan 08 | 2 | 11 | ||
| David Cooper | 09 Jan 08 | 30 Jan 08 | 2 | 11 | ||
| Fisherman's Friend | 12 Sep 07 | 30 Jan 08 | 4 | 11 | ||
| Shut the f**k up | 04 Jul 07 | 08 Aug 07 | 5 | 11 | ||
| Thermal Dick | 11 Feb 98 | 30 Apr 08 | 2 | 59 | 11 | |
| Osaka | 18 Apr 07 | 16 Dec 07 | 6 | 11 | ||
| Dick Head | 31 May 89 | 09 Apr 08 | 104 | 11 | ||
| Dogface | 14 Apr 04 | 12 Mar 08 | 1 | 23 | 11 | |
| Franz Nel | 12 Feb 03 | 16 Apr 08 | 2 | 26 | 9 | |
| Big Ears | 21 Feb 07 | 22 Aug 07 | 1 | 6 | 9 | |
| Moaning Bitch | 25 Aug 99 | 28 Nov 07 | 6 | 41 | 9 | |
| Keith Ma | 12 Dec 07 | 09 Jan 08 | 2 | 9 | ||
| Hu | 12 Dec 07 | 09 Jan 08 | 2 | 9 | ||
| Crash Test Dummy | 15 Mar 06 | 16 Apr 08 | 10 | 9 | ||
| Little Pair | 31 Jan 07 | 16 Apr 08 | 6 | 9 | ||
| Lucky Strike | 28 Nov 07 | 16 Dec 07 | 2 | 8 | ||
| Amanda Byrne | 28 Nov 07 | 05 Dec 07 | 2 | 8 | ||
| Pesticide | 09 Feb 05 | 16 Apr 08 | 14 | 8 | ||
| Amah Moron | 29 Aug 07 | 14 Nov 07 | 3 | 8 | ||
| Lizzie Palmer-Smith | 10 Sep 97 | 09 May 07 | 3 | 44 | 8 | |
| Blairbitch | 22 Aug 01 | 28 Nov 07 | 1 | 27 | 7 | |
| Dr. Doom | 09 Aug 06 | 06 Jun 07 | 1 | 7 | 7 | |
| Catch of the Day | 29 Mar 00 | 09 Apr 08 | 3 | 31 | 7 | |
| LegoLass | 18 Oct 06 | 20 Feb 08 | 6 | 7 | ||
| Hannes Niggli | 05 May 04 | 14 Nov 07 | 15 | 7 | ||
| Nipalese Sherpa | 06 Nov 96 | 28 Nov 07 | 2 | 42 | 7 | |
| Disco Ass | 24 Oct 07 | 16 Dec 07 | 2 | 7 | ||
| Salesman | 04 Jul 07 | 09 Jan 08 | 3 | 7 | ||
| Caligula | 28 Jul 99 | 16 Dec 07 | 31 | 7 | ||
| Inflate-a-date Buttfuk | 13 Dec 06 | 19 Mar 08 | 5 | 6 | ||
| Nose Vibrator | 05 Apr 95 | 18 Jul 07 | 1 | 46 | 6 | |
| Abbi Dixon | 03 Oct 07 | 28 Nov 07 | 2 | 6 | ||
| Esoteric | 24 Aug 88 | 13 Feb 08 | 3 | 58 | 6 | |
| Godiver Highway | 03 Mar 04 | 16 Dec 07 | 1 | 10 | 4 | |
| Rubber Dick | 26 Jul 06 | 26 Sep 07 | 4 | 4 | ||
| Dog Pooh | 23 Apr 03 | 30 May 07 | 11 | 4 | ||
| Tom Turk | 19 Jan 00 | 28 Nov 07 | 18 | 4 | ||
| Michel Demuynck | 05 Jul 06 | 04 Jul 07 | 4 | 4 | ||
| Chris Bennett | 30 May 07 | 24 Oct 07 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Holly | 21 Jun 06 | 16 Apr 08 | 4 | 4 | ||
| Disco Buttfuck | 13 Sep 00 | 20 Feb 08 | 1 | 16 | 4 | |
| Kandi Solabaretta | 29 Dec 04 | 29 Aug 07 | 6 | 3 | ||
| Vomit | 12 Mar 03 | 23 Jan 08 | 9 | 3 | ||
| Taka | 21 Mar 07 | 07 Nov 07 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Heather Draper | 14 Mar 07 | 13 Jun 07 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Hedgehog | 21 Feb 07 | 16 May 07 | 2 | 3 | ||
| TV Tits | 21 Jun 06 | 16 Apr 08 | 3 | 3 | ||
| Duncan McNally | 23 Jan 91 | 23 May 07 | 22 | 2 | ||
| Ditchbitch | 09 Mar 05 | 31 Oct 07 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Idiot | 29 Sep 04 | 16 Dec 07 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Smallbone | 10 Jan 04 | 28 Nov 07 | 3 | 1 |